Note to Sine Qua Non: Next Time Provide Tools

What a lovely package arrived in the mail today.
But…what’s this. Screws?
Hey there, wait a minute, Mr. Postman: how am I supposed to open this big box of wine?
It’s oh-so-pretty with it’s stars and fancy gothic type. And look, look– it comes with a rusty nail. Be careful. Don’t step on the box while barefoot: tetanus shot.
Must open, see pretty bottles.
But…where’s the screwdriver? Mine is buried behind my shoes or who knows where.
Open, open, open.















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