List w/o Commentary: excuses for not posting

  • WordPress hacker Johnny A infiltrated all of our sites
  • Google put Swirl on a list of sites that will kill your computer
  • We hate Johnny A and hope his fingers catch on fire every time he touches his keyboard
  • We are overwhelmed by the empties which are rapidly piling up
  • sometimes drinking wine is easier than writing about it
  • He has just started a fancy new job at a university that requires him to be (mostly) hangover-free
  • some weeks are more vodka-y and bourbon-y than wine-y